positivelymorbid asked:How about AradiaxEquius? Something like Aradia just smooched Equius on the cheek and now he’s blushing and has a huge lipstick mark on his face. As long as it’s cute <3Would you be willing to draw some Equius/Aradia? The last one you did was really nice u w u <3i love it when people request my otp
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
Look at the guy in the foreground. He just doesn’t know what to do.
Look at the guy on the bike. He doesn’t give two shits.
look at the car, it’s a car.
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? -SH
!!! -JW
That jumper is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I’d be coming, too. -SH
Sherlock…-JW
Let’s play house. You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you all night long. -SH
This is getting absurd, Sherlock. -JW
I am a magical being. Now take off your pants. -SH
Seriously? I’m not even going to read these anymore. -JW
You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry. -SH
Roses are red, violets are blue, I want my dick inside of you. -SH
John? -SH
Can I insert my Basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets? -SH
JOHN? -SH
JOHN? -SH
Are these lines not effective? JOHN! -SH
….I swear to you, John, I /will/ make you fall for me. Just you wait and see. My pick-up lines will sweep you off your feet! -SH
bloodswap time motherfuckers
to be sure none of you get confused, THESE ARE, IN ORDER:
Kanaya, Equius, Feferi, Vriska, Gamzee, Karkat, Eridan, Sollux, Aradia, Terezi, and Tavrosi found the pattern on ara’s dress here
KANAYAHSDKAJDSA OMGHERPANTS… NEP… REZI— KAR SCKREMAM
omg this is like my favorite blood swap
gamzee tho
Via Is it me or is it raining Lattes?
(via im-cool-like-that:x)
I IMMEDIATELY STARTED SOBBING SO CUTE AHHH I JUST WANT A PIG SO MUCH
Via T.T.B.B (Tintin Booty Blog)
Barney was cool in kindergarden, but now that the kids are in grade school they know that Barney the dinosaur is a heinous traitor and should not be trusted.
Except Gamzee. Gamzee still thinks he’s cool.
oh my god this is great
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